Monday, November 3, 2008

Kordan and Oxford University!!!!

This joke is circulating among Iranians about the fake PhD degree of the Iranian minister, Mr. Kordan, from Oxford University. Although Oxford University did not approve his honorary PhD, his name could successfully get into the Oxford Dictionary!!!!
هرچند دانشگاه آکسفورد اتهام! دادن مدرک دکترا به کردان را تکذیب کرد، واژه "کردان" به دیکشنری آکسفورد راه پیدا کرد

- Kordanize /'kərdənaiz/ (v.) [past tense: Kordanized / past participle: Kordanized ]

(1): To get PhD without having B.Sc.
(2): To become an important person (e.g. minister) by presenting fake certificate or documents.

- Kordanification( n.)

(1): The process of receiving fake degree, especially from a prestigious university (e.g. Oxford )

(2): The relationship between happiness and telling a big lie.

(3): A method in order to gain Self confidence.

- Kordanism(n. )

(1): The philosophy and strategy of telling lie to a large group of people (e.g. a nation)

(2): A psychological method for deceiving people and laughing simultaneously.

- Kordanic(adj. )

(1): Happy
(2): Self Confident
(3): Relaxed

- Kordanicly(adv. )

(1): In a Kordanic manner.

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