Isn't it cute?!

How to calculate "Mom"??!!!!

Here is the answer.

Kordan and Oxford University!!!!

This joke is circulating among Iranians about the fake PhD degree of the Iranian minister, Mr. Kordan, from Oxford University. Although Oxford University did not approve his honorary PhD, his name could successfully get into the Oxford Dictionary!!!!
هرچند دانشگاه آکسفورد اتهام! دادن مدرک دکترا به کردان را تکذیب کرد، واژه "کردان" به دیکشنری آکسفورد راه پیدا کرد

- Kordanize /'kərdənaiz/ (v.) [past tense: Kordanized / past participle: Kordanized ]

(1): To get PhD without having B.Sc.
(2): To become an important person (e.g. minister) by presenting fake certificate or documents.

- Kordanification( n.)

(1): The process of receiving fake degree, especially from a prestigious university (e.g. Oxford )

(2): The relationship between happiness and telling a big lie.

(3): A method in order to gain Self confidence.

- Kordanism(n. )

(1): The philosophy and strategy of telling lie to a large group of people (e.g. a nation)

(2): A psychological method for deceiving people and laughing simultaneously.

- Kordanic(adj. )

(1): Happy
(2): Self Confident
(3): Relaxed

- Kordanicly(adv. )

(1): In a Kordanic manner.

If you have difficulty understanding the current world financial situation, the following should help...

I just received the following by an email from my brother. I loved it! Hope you enjoy it as well!

Once upon a time in a village in India , a man announced to the
villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10.
The villagers seeing there were many monkeys around, went out to the
forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10, but, as the supply started to
diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. The man further
announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of
the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back
to their farms. The offer rate increased to $25 and the supply of
monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey,
let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since
he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now act
as buyer, on his behalf.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: ' Look at
all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will
sell them to you at $35 and when he returns from the city, you can
sell them back to him for $50. '
The villagers squeezed together their savings and bought all the
monkeys.
Then they never saw the man or his assistant again, only monkeys
everywhere! Welcome to WALL STREET.

Wow, here looks like....!!!!!

Auntie was walking along with her friends in a nice place in Sweden. They were looking around and enjoying the beauty, until suddenly Auntie started talking . She said" guys just see how beatiful here is. Here looks like the Europe!!"
OOOOppss

Sign of wisdom!

Today, I felt that my daughter has really grown up! You ask me why? because I saw a tiny sign of wisdom in her. What happened is that Princess, Daddy and I went shopping today. I was checking some perfumes and holding a sample on a piece of paper in my hand. Princess wanted to have the piece of paper, as she usually grabs all kinds of papers. I gave it to her since I did not have any other option with such a strong girl!!! I was expecting her to bite and chew the paper, but here comes the sign of wisdom. She held the sample in front of her nose and kept smelling it in a very classy way!! Therefore, Mummy found out that Princess is a wise girl!!!!